yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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