what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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