can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The air taste purple.
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