Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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