Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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