sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My pussy is not your playground.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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