I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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