i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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