i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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