sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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