video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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