quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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