Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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