This girl is more easily done than said...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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