we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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