Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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