Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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