batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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