Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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