Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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