ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I AM VODKA MAN
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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