so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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