Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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