After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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