you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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