he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
God I need to hump something, right now.
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