Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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