You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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