I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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