Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
