all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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