There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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