like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You dont lie about slip and slides
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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