So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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