The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hotel room ftw
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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