i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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