yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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