What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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