GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
