So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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