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Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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