just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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