rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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