bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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