I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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