Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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