i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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