I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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