At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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