You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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