TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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