How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
God I need to hump something, right now.
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