Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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