Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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