Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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